No neck

Before I go any further, I need to give my readers a bit of background information.....

I have a short neck.  Glynn's neck is even shorter. He claims his head just sits on his shoulders. Sadly, our offspring have short necks as well.  (Daughter Stephanie thanks us, now and again....)

So, when I saw this chunky, cowled, neck warmer on Etsy.com recently, I went into a fit of laughter.  If any of the Howard four were to wear it, our head would not be visible!